I went to school with Don Cerino from kindergarten to high school.
I know of 4 other people who were in my same class from K-12.
Statistically, that means there was a 1 in 5 chance that, with my educational background, I would have become a white rapper instead of going to McGill.
Don Ferrari even sounds cooler than Don Cerino.
I just feel that this is something you should know about me.